“i need to stop,” i whispered as i clicked next episode.
Most of those face merge things actually make an average looking guy. But then there’s this:
is that tom hiddleston and jensen ackles
that is tom hiddleston and jensen ackles
can i just
you guys don’t understand this makes me want to puke rainbows
lets not forget about chris cumberbatch though, i mean
can these people just please exist
”It’s only minutes before I drop you off. All we seem to do is talk about sex. She’s got a boyfriend anyway, she’s got a boyfriend anyway.”
Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone Original Book + J. K. Rowling’s Notes
Here’s The 1975 (well, mostly Matty Healy) performing “Sex” at the show I was at.
I never want to meet the person who can watch this and not immediately want to spread themselves open for Matty.
Especially at 2:24 when he sings “we might as well just fuck”
THAT LITTLE SHRUG HE MAKES I WANT TO DIE.
"Sex" at The Big Ticket [x]
If she’s “too young” for her to be wearing “shorts that short”, she’s also too young for you to be sexualizing her body for wearing them.
Someone finally fucking said it
*points to bedroom* This is where we frick frack.
*points to kitchen* This is where we snick snack.
*points to living room* This is where we kick back.
*points to bathroom* This is where we shit shat.
*points to couch* This is where we chit chat.
*points to computer* This is where we click clack.
*points to shelf* This is where weknick knack.
*points to sex dungeon* This is where we paddy-whack.
What a truly awful website this is
‘To Harry Potter - the Boy Who Lived!’
THERE’S JUST A BRANCH IN MY EYE
MY EYES ARE JUST SWEATING, OH DON’T MIND ME
whoops. just chopped a heap of onions and mistook chilly sauce for the eye drops..
I am not a human I am a fountain