Weird. It’s almost like people who do not get pregnant don’t even need abortions.
IN OTHER NEWS WATER IS WET
IN RELATED NEWS: SCIENTISTS HAVE PROVEN THAT THE EARTH REVOLVES AROUND THE SUN.
NOW OVER TO JIM WITH THE SPORTS REPORT
“WELL BOB IT APPEARS BASKETBALL IS INDEED PLAYED WITH A BASKET. AND A BALL.”
I knew you were tribble with you walked in.
so shame on me now
warped me to places no man has been
and you beamed me down
now kirk’s lying on the cold hard ground
Tribble. Tribble. Tribble.
Richard reading Fifty Shades of Grey while Matt is acting it out. (x)
The only thing more incredible than the fact this show is allowed on network in prime time is that this cast is still allowed in public.
15 amazing things in nature you won’t believe actually exist
I am gonna make it my personal mission to see these places some day.
my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life
sweet dreams are made of this
TONIGHT. 10/9c on MTV.
THIS MIGHT HURT.
everybody wants morgan freeman to narrate their life but I want five sassy singing lady muses